Friday, 22 March 2013

The Beast Within



































THE BEAST WITHIN


'SOLDIER' FIND ME TRIPLE AGENT MANNING!   YES SIR!






YOU WANTED TO SEE ME 'SIR!'  'MANNING!' WE'VE HAD REPORTS THAT THE ENEMY ARE CARRYING OUT EXPERIMENTS ON CAPTURED SOLDIERS

YOUR MISSION WILL BE TO SPY ON THE ENEMY AND REPORT ON WHAT THEY ARE DOING!

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE MISSION ON THE WAY!

WE'VE GOT TO SNEAK INTO THEIR TOP SECRET BASE, FIND OUT WHAT EXPERIMENTS THEY ARE DOING AND GET OUT, SIMPLE!  I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF MY COMMANDING OFFICER HAS GOT IT IN FOR ME.  ARE WE ALL GOING TO DIE?  MAYBE!


THE MAP SAYS NOT FAR TO GO NOW GUYS!
JUST DOWN THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS MOUNTAIN!
THAT'S IT IN THE DISTANCE!

HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET IN ‘SIR?’  LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY FORTRESS!  SHIT!’ I DON’T BLOODY KNOW!

YOU GUYS WAIT HERE I'M GOING TO TRY AND BLAG MY WAY IN!  'SIR!' THAT'S SUICIDE!  THERE IS A TRUCK COMING 'SIR!'

QUICK 'SIR!' IT'S GOT NO ESCORT!

HALT!

WE ARE RUNNING TERRIBLY LATE FOR A DEMONSTRATION 'SOLDIER' SO WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?

WE YOUR UNIFORMS AND TRUCK 'SIR!'


ONCE YOU'VE STRIPPED SEARCHED HIM USE ANY UNIFORM YOU DIDN’T NEED TO CLEAN THE INSIDE OF THE TRUCK!  YES 'SIR!'

HERE’S THE NEW PLAN, WE BLAG OUR WAY IN AS THESE GUYS FOR WHAT EVER THE DEMONSTRATION IS ALL ABOUT!  YOU GUYS BETTER STAY HIDDEN IN THE TRUCK!

WE ARE HERE TO SEE THE DEMONSTRATION!  OK!’ LET THEM THROUGH!

FOLLOW ME ‘SIR!’



THIS PROBE CONTAINS MILLIONS OF NANITES, A RADIO RECEIVER AND ONCE INSERTED WE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE THE SOLDIER DO ANYTHING WE WANT!  THIS SOLDIER WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE HOW THE PROBE IS INSERTED!

IS IT EASY TO GET IN?  THIS SOLDIER IS YOUNG SO I WILL HAVE TO FORCE IT IN BUT THE OLDER SOLDIERS ARE A LOT LOOSER AND IT SLIPS IN MORE EASILY!  OOH! IT'S COLD!


HIS RUCKSACK CONTAINS 10 KG OF TNT SO IF ASKED HE WOULD DETONATE IT AND THE SATELLITE RECEIVER CAN RECEIVE INSTRUCTIONS FROM ANYWHERE!  ALSO THE PROBES ARE MADE OUT OF TITANIUM SO WE CAN RETRIEVE THEM AFTER ITS HOST HAS DEPARTED FROM THIS WORLD!  OH!, THIS IS VERY IMPRESSIVE IT BEATS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY OF TRYING TO BRIAN WASH THEM!

IN THIS NEXT DEMONSTRATION 'SIR!' WE HAVE A ZOMBIE PRIMED AND READY TO GO!

WHEN I SAY GO! I WANT YOU TO COUNT FROM 10 TO ZERO AND DETONATE THE TNT IN YOUR RUCKSACK!  YES 'SIR!'




THIS IS THE SOLDIER CONTROL UTILITY MOBILE UNIT OR SCUM UNIT FOR SHORT!  I HAVE A 3D VIEW OF THE BATTLEFIELD AND CAN DIRECT EACH DRONE TO DESTROY ANY TARGET THAT'S REQUIRED!  AHH! FREQUENCY MODULATION OF 1.623 GHz

(SCUM; such as a person or an element of society, that is regarded as despicable or worthless)


WHEN WILL THE DRONE UNIT BE FULLY OPERATIONAL?  WE NEED TO TEST THEM IN BATTLE CONDITIONS FIRST AND THEN THEY WILL BE FULLY OPERATIONAL!


SOUND THE ALARM! THREE OF OUR SOLDIERS HAVE BEEN FOUND DEAD!  YES 'SIR!'

INTRUDER ALERT!


WE HAVE FOUND THE INTRUDER!  I'M PERSONALLY GOING TO SHOVE THIS PROBE UP YOUR ASS!
'FUCK!' NOW WE ARE IN TROUBLE!

NO YOUR NOT!







GET OUT AND I'LL DRAW THEIR FIRE AWAY FROM YOU!



GET GOING GUYS I'LL BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY!





MISSILE LOCK! FIRE!





THOSE APACHES HAVE GOT THERMAL IMAGING, WE BETTER FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE!

DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH BODY PARTS FOR THREE SOLDIERS , CALL OUT PATROLS TO SWEEP THE AREA TO BE SURE!

ENOUGH WE WILL HIDE IN HERE UNTIL NIGHTFALL!

THE TRUCK STOPPED HERE!

I'VE FOUND SOME FRESH TRACKS LEADING TO A CAVE!


GET IN THERE AND FLUSH THEM OUT, I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!



SCREAM, YELL, CRY, GASP & GURGLE!  'FUCK!' USE YOUR GRENADES! 

GET DOWN GRENADES! 


THEY'RE DEAD LETS GO!

THAT'S IT! WE HAVE ENOUGH OXYGEN FOR MAYBE AN HOUR  AND THEN WE'RE DEAD!  SO WHY DON'T WE HAVE SEX UNTIL WE ASPHYXIATE?



OH! YES! GAGGING





I'M FUCKING KNACKERED!

LET ME HAVE A REST FOR FIVE MINUTES 'SIR!'  I'M GOING TO SEE IF THERE IS A WAY OUT ART THE BACK OF THIS CAVE!


To be continued  

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